Dear Internet, for Christmas I want a catapult. You have no idea how cranky I'm going to be if I don't get one.
I hope everyone had a Happy Christmas. I made this calendar with the intention of magnificently silk screening it on some soft and supple* 18x24" linen paper. It would have been great, I'm telling you.
Instead, I'm giving it to you, dear readers, as a gift. It's only 8.5x11, but guess what?! It's free and has a bear on it. Nothing says "new year" like a hungry bear** calendar. You can print one out on some nice cardstock, if you so choose. You can also print out 60 of them and use it to wallpaper a bathroom. I know I'm going to.
So anyway.
Here. Hello Bear 2011 Calendar. It's a PDF, so if you right click the link, you should be able to save it.
I just deleted a 3 paragraph tangent on the annual Christmas Star Wars Marathon. Suffice to say I enjoyed it, and I have a healthy*** obsession with Wedge Antilles. The understated hero.
*"Supple" is one of those words that just makes me cringe. Like moist I guess. Bleeergh. The only word that seems to come naturally after supple is "bosom". And if I'm being honest, "bosom" kind of eeks me out too.
**Hungry for love, not people flesh.
***Debatable.
6 comments:
Why, what a SUPPLE calendar!
really nice one - i will print it out for my place at the office :) nice idea! thank you!!!
i wish you hadn't deleted the three paragraphs about Star Wars... not that I didn't enjoy your post... But yes, Wedge is the understated hero.
i love the calendar. i might be retarded... but how can i download the file? i'd love to print this bad boy out.
yup. i'm retarded. please disregard previous statement....
*blushes uncontrollably*
I love this calendar! Just discovered your blog. Consider me a follower!
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