
Dear Internet, for Christmas I want a catapult. You have no idea how cranky I'm going to be if I don't get one.
I hope everyone had a Happy Christmas. I made this calendar with the intention of magnificently silk screening it on some soft and supple* 18x24" linen paper. It would have been great, I'm telling you.
Instead, I'm giving it to you, dear readers, as a gift. It's only 8.5x11, but guess what?! It's free and has a bear on it. Nothing says "new year" like a hungry bear** calendar. You can print one out on some nice cardstock, if you so choose. You can also print out 60 of them and use it to wallpaper a bathroom. I know I'm going to.
So anyway.
Here.
Hello Bear 2011 Calendar. It's a PDF, so if you right click the link, you should be able to save it.
I just deleted a 3 paragraph tangent on the annual Christmas Star Wars Marathon. Suffice to say I enjoyed it, and I have a healthy*** obsession with
Wedge Antilles. The understated hero.
*"Supple" is one of those words that just makes me cringe. Like moist I guess. Bleeergh. The only word that seems to come naturally after supple is "bosom". And if I'm being honest, "bosom" kind of eeks me out too.
**Hungry for love, not people flesh.
***Debatable.