I know Valentine's Day is a big holiday for a lot of you, so in the spirit of the upcoming event, I made you some little Valentines to pass out to all your friends and significant others. I worked really hard on them.
Download the PDF here so you can print out 400 of them and post them around town.
And because you're going to look it up anyway, I'll save you the trouble.
I also feel like I should apologize to Becky, my ultra hip awesome grandma (who I'm 99% sure will read this) for the swearing and the use of the word "sexy". It won't happen again.